The Following is a bio about Arlo Elliott written from the point of view of someone who absolutely despises Arlo Elliott

A disgusting photo from Arlo’s instagram

Arlo Elliott (or Daniel W if you work at Taco Bell) is an unemployed piece of shit with a stupid name. He grew up in Seaford, NY and currently resides in the same place because he still lives with his father. What a lazy piece of shit. He bought the domain of this website with his Christmas money and is unsure if he will be able to pay for it again.

He is currently unemployed and writing a graphic novel because he still reads comics like a child.